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The mouth skills of professional basketball players. After reading these, do you still want to play professional basketball?

6:22pm, 10 July 2025Basketball

The news that Yang Hansen was selected in the draft and entered the NBA has been high on hot searches these days. I read the backstage messages and many of the top brothers on the list have begun to envy him. He said that Yang Hansen is so happy. He can get a high salary when playing basketball. The best job in the world is to regard his interests and hobbies as a profession. If he can still make a lot of money, he is to take surgery on his butt - it is to be perfect!

Hearing this, Fireworks Jun just wanted to say, brothers, do you have any misunderstandings about professional basketball? It is no exaggeration to say that this job is really not something that ordinary people can do. When you see players playing on TV, the performance time for more than 10 minutes is less than 10% of all professional basketball players' work...

There has been no big news these days, so let's talk about something else. In this article, Fireworks will tell you the top brothers on the list. The most basic and basic thing in professional basketball requires the effort to put in your mouth. After reading it, you can see if you can still say what you said just now.

First, please raise your hands, sorry, you were eliminated.

Not only in the field of basketball, athletes are strictly prohibited from smoking in any professional sports... But those who play chess may not care about this... Because tobacco can destroy the lung organs of the human body, there is a very important indicator of the physical fitness of basketball players, that is, lung capacity. To a certain extent, lung capacity represents the player's physical condition. Any intense exercise must have physical fitness as the basis.

The top brother on the list may be about to say, it's not right, Mr. Zhu, the CBA, just smokes, Kevin Durant, he's all smoking Ye Zi, why are they okay?

President Zhu and Durant are really talented. Mr. Zhu smokes, drinks and perm his hair every day, and does not delay his appearance. Durant is even a talented beast. Even if he draws three packs of Huazi a day, he will still be able to play with a thunderous slam and get points like cutting melons and vegetables.

The problem is that these are all individual cases. Most players are still far from the level of Mr. Zhu and Durant.

Second point, please stand up, sorry, you have also been eliminated.

Professional players prohibit drinking. This is almost an iron rule in competitive sports, especially beer. Drinking beer has a long belly is a consensus, which will seriously lower the physical fitness of players. This thing cannot be drunk in a mouthful.

You forgot that in the 24th Western Conference Finals, Doncic was very excited to reach the finals for the first time. He didn't know where to take a can of beer to celebrate, and took a sip. At this time, Michael Finley, the vice president of basketball operations of the team, came over and said hello to Doncic. With lightning speed, he quickly took away the can in Doncic's hand. Doncic was like a child who did something wrong, standing next to him without saying a word...

Doncic: What else can I say? Forget the one who usually shows off in the team, the one on the opposite side is my former boss's former boss...

Can you not drink beer, can you drink white wine?

Of course not!

Alcohol can destroy the human nervous system and nerve center, causing players to slow down their reactions and incoordinate limb movements, and this process is still irreversible. The NBA is not short of stars who are destroyed by alcohol. The most famous ones are Wen Baker and Sean Kemp.

Of course, if you have to drink something, you can drink some low-degree wine and fruit wine. NBA legendary head coach Popovich loves drinking red wine. He just takes Duncan, Parker and others to drink some, but the same thing is true, if you can drink it, you won’t drink it. Any wine is of no benefit to the human body.

Yao Ming once revealed that he had drunk twice in his NBA career in the past decade. One was when Francis was traded, and the other was after the arch surgery was completed in 2009. Did he see it? This is how self-disciplined players are. There is no reason for Yao Ming to play in the NBA.

Seeing this, another big brother may have jumped out and looked down on Fireworks - isn't it just that he doesn't smoke or drink? What's the difficulty?

Okay, let's continue to look down. What we want to talk about below is the most basic thing, eating and drinking.

Let’s see what you want to drink first. Students who like to drink drinks please raise their hands. Sorry, you have been eliminated.

Imagine how happy it would be to have a can of iced Coke or a bottle of cold iced black tea in the hot summer. Unfortunately, since you want to play in the professional league, you will basically have nothing to do with these good things in the future.

High sugar beverages or high-sugar foods, such as cakes, ice cream, candies, biscuits, candied fruits, jams, etc., are all original sins that hinder your progress. Jokic was teased by fans because he loved drinking Coke back then. I believe you have heard of it.

The top guy in the list may have to say, it's not right, there is a very famous beverage brand in the NBA called **le. I see players drink it every day.

Impossible!

is absolutely impossible!

It is absolutely impossible for players to drink this thing every day!

I am not talented. I was troubled by the taste of joy for many years. Later, when I went to the United States, I asked someone to make a bottle. It tasted quite impressive. It tasted like the Chinese medicine soup, bitter and astringent. (This thing has many flavors, but it is definitely not delicious.) The NBA drinks the same joy as the ones we sell around us, and it is impossible for anyone to drink this thing every day. When the NBA broadcasts, it is often captured that players take a sip of joy. The expression management instantly loses control and puts on the pain mask..

The main functions of NBA music are two. One is the background board that players dislike at the press conference, and the other is the one used to splash players or head coaches after the team wins. The most famous one is that the Celtics won the championship in 2008, and Pierce directly poured a whole bucket of ** on head coach Doug Rivers.

After drinking, let’s talk about eating. The requirements for eating are more stringent.

NBA games are very intense, and players consume a lot of physical strength, so the choice of meat is crucial. First of all, pork outside cannot be eaten. Note that there are two words in this sentence, one is "outside" and the other is "pork".

Not just pork, any meat that is usually active in the farmers' market cannot be served on the athlete's table. There are a large amount of hormones in these meats, which can easily lead to athletes' unqualified urine tests. This is not just the NBA, but any competitive sports. If athletes play international competitions, then not eating foreign meat will be directly posted, which becomes a hard rule.

Secondly, professional athletes generally do not eat pork. For example, Sun Yang, his mother said that Sun Yang had not eaten pork for more than ten years. In the NBA, like James, he had not touched this thing for more than 20 years, so the question arises, why don’t professional athletes eat pork?

Because pork has too high saturated fatty acid content and low trace elements such as iron and zinc, it is very likely to cause athletes to lose their body shape. To put it bluntly, eating too much pork will make you gain weight.

In addition to pork, the main meats are fish, chicken and beef.

Fish is the first to be excluded. This thing is too low in calories, and it is okay to eat occasionally. If you can't eat it frequently, then there is only chicken and beef. In terms of nutritional content, the essence of chicken - chicken breast, can be regarded as the lowest match for beef. Compared with beef, it has only one advantage, that is, its price is cheap and cost-effective. In the NBA, which spends money like the soil, the cost-effective thing is Lese, so the most suitable meat for athletes is beef.

When I saw this, there is a big brother on the list that may be said, beef, my favorite, what are stewed beef, sauce beef, braised beef, roast beef, oh my saliva...

Stop!

You are thinking too much.

I have heard that there is no clear water buffalo, just a big pot, fill it with water, add beef, at most a handful of chopped green onion, and then stew it raw, and the stewed soup is bleached, and then you can chew it...

Yes, there is no taste, I don't eat this thing often, and I can just vomit it in two bites...

If you are two hours before the game starts, you can dip it in some vinegar, soy sauce, garlic paste, etc. If the game is within two hours, I'm sorry, I can only chew it hard.

Professional athletes generally should not eat jealous two hours before the competition starts, soy sauce, garlic and other irritating foods. This thing can easily destroy the acid and alkali balance of the human body. To put it bluntly, you want to drink water after eating, and if you drink too much, you want to pee. Imagine that game begins soon, and the head coach waves his hand -

Who, go up and play for a while!

You: Sorry, coach, can I pee first...

There may be another big brother on the list to ask, can't athletes eat anything other than beef?

is definitely not the case, you can eat whatever green you want.

For example, spinach, cucumber, lettuce, Chinese cabbage, broccoli, cabbage, various bamboo shoots, tomatoes, etc. If you have no idea about these things, you can search for what fat-reducing meals are. What athletes eat is similar to fat-reducing meals. You can add a few more eggs. Eggs are good things. For athletes, most of the calorie maintenance a day is on the eggs, and 5 eggs are baseted a day.

When you see this, you may be excited about the big brothers in Northeast China. We have big sauce in Northeast China. As long as you dip it in big sauce, it will definitely be delicious...

You are thinking too much.

Dajiang, a thing rich in microorganisms, cannot be eaten by athletes, otherwise -

Head coach: Who, you go up and play for a while!

You: Sorry, coach, I want to go shit first...

Of course, you can also squeeze your butt and insist on playing, but the results are often tragic. For example, Pierce's "Return of the King" back then was actually hit by Kobe... That's really...

Okay, about the skills of athletes, I'll say that here, not smoking, not drinking alcohol is the basics, not drinking drinks, and eating more vegetables is the norm. You have to understand that this is not like this for a day or two, but the normal content that must be maintained every day throughout the game season. The NBA game season starts from the Summer United in October, the team training camp, and ends until the regular season ends in March next year. If your team enters the playoffs, it will take longer, such as playing in the finals, it will usually be in May and June.

The top brother on the list is going to ask again, I have four months left from June to October, and I am not playing and eating casually for these four months?

Sorry, it doesn't work either.

One, the shape of the player's body is not achieved overnight. It is necessary to maintain a good state in life and accumulate over the years. In addition to the United States, all players who can score in the NBA are basically top figures in the basketball field. If you don't play in the NBA, there are many virtual games waiting for you...

Of course, you really can't stand it anymore. When you are greedy, you can eat something that you don't let. Note that it is secretly. Don't let people see it. Zhou Qi was hungry when he was training and went out to buy an egg-filled cake. You see, you have been criticized for being unprofessional in the Internet for so many years...

After reading these, do you still think professional basketball players are a good job?

Okay, that's all the content of this article. How do you guys on the list evaluate the skills of professional basketball players in their mouths? Let's discuss it together in the comment area. I feel that Fireworks is well written, and I hope to get a small like + attention to it, and I will encourage you. Thank you! Fireworks will continue to output high-quality original content to everyone.

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