[Not vomiting, it’s not easy] Mr. Mu: It’s hard to save the Lord with a hat, Why always me?

Sports Weekly All Media Reporter Wen Jing

Hello everyone, welcome to this week's No Tip. In mid-May, the league has entered its final stage, but the topic has not decreased at all. Today, let’s take a look at what interesting things have happened these days.

Last weekend, the Premier League started its 36th round, and Liverpool had already won the championship ahead of schedule, but the other teams competing for five did not dare to relax at all. Manchester City, which had already reached third, faced the bottom team Southampton in this round, but did not expect to encounter a "system game".

The data dominate, but Manchester City just can't break this layer of window paper.

Southampton, Southampton, you know you have turned aside when the car hits a tree, you know you have been relegated when you are relegated when you are relegated. Have you played like this earlier this season?

This game was played in prime time on the weekend, Guardiola, you know how to torture Chinese fans.

, the most worthy three-pointer, was suddenly suspenseful.

Of course, the focus of this round of five battles is Newcastle United and Chelsea. The two teams competing for five have ushered in a direct dialogue, and Chelsea striker Jackson became the "key" figure in this game.

Newcastle started with Tonali, but perhaps because he thought the game was not difficult enough, Jackson made the car mess with one elbow.

Jackson, are you going to ruin Chelsea?

This Newcastle is also interesting. It scored in 2 minutes of the game and played one more player in most of the game, but it was necessary to end the suspense of the game with his own hands in 90 minutes.

Chelsea: I was sick in 2 minutes, I was half dead in 36 minutes, and I was buried in 90 minutes.

Well, a desperate way to die.

Leicester City: Don't worry, BluehelpsBlue.

Leicester City, which has been relegated, tied Nottingham Forest 2-2, and Chelsea remained in the top five as a result.

The car drew with Tottenham and helped the Blue Fox win the championship. Now the Blue Fox draws with Forest and helps the car compete for five. Is this the legendary fox that repays kindness?

Tottenham & Manchester United: Don’t struggle with the car, it’s better to learn from us and prepare for the European finals.

Manchester United lost 0-2? Then I, Tottenham, also need to align the granularity!

Tottenham lost to Villa who was competing for five? Then I, Manchester United, lost to Chelsea, who is competing for five!

Fair! What is fairness? This is called fairness! Never add variables to the five major battles!

To compete for the championship in the UEFA Cup, the Premier League must be ranked 17th!

Yuan Shen: At this time, the importance of choice is reflected, and buddies can even compete for the championship in both lines.

Arsenal: Why are you two champions going to compete for? I don't.

Originally, this match between Liverpool and Arsenal could be very important, but after Liverpool won the championship early, the game no longer mattered. Of course, Liverpool fans did not forget to mock their opponents.

Hiss, I originally wanted to mock Tazi for being a bridesmaid and never being a bride, but why did it seem that he predicted the 2-2 result of this game?

Tazi: Sanlianya is not very nice, I have to think of a solution.

Not to mention it, just in the current points form, the Gunners' second place can be said to be a little bit unfair.

But it's okay, anyway, this season is going to be like this. You can consider the summer window. Once Subimedi comes, you will let you know what cruelty is.

Odega + Merino + Subimedi, the Huangshe water source is directly supplied to your factory.

If you don't work hard, you will also take over the striker who has also played for Real Sociedad?

Speaking of Real Sociedad, the championship battle for La Liga is not far from the finale with Real Madrid losing to Barcelona for the fourth time in the national derby this season. In this national derby, M M entered two in 15 minutes at the beginning of the game, but Barcelona completed the good show of second and fourth in the first half, although M M could not save Real Madrid even if she successfully put a hat in the second half.

It's okay, it's not bad to be a hat in the national derby, but we have seen people who are hard to be a hat in the World Cup final.

, sorry, why does it seem like that unlucky guy is Mr. M?

What's even more heartbreaking is that if Paris Saint-Germain finally won the Champions League...

shouldn't say it. Mr. M has been pretty good this season, and he even became the person with the most goals in the first season with Real Madrid, but he just didn't have the chance to win the championship.

M: Who knows, family members, I think Yamal hit me.

After watching the performance of these children in Barcelona this season, it really makes people sigh, wow, this young man.

Sure enough, after defeating Real Madrid, Barcelona soon won the championship early in the middle of the week.

won the championship, of course I want to celebrate, but I’m sorry, Espanyol’s home water pipes won’t agree!

Spanish: We are mortal enemies, want to celebrate on my territory? No way! Go out, go out!

Inter Milan: Wow, I'm familiar with this! In the 2010 Champions League final, Inter Milan also took a "bath" at the Camp Nou after defeating Barcelona.

You don’t understand this. After playing football, I was sweating and just took a shower. It was so considerate.

Cough cough, if you don’t understand, just ask, use water to water your opponent, is this a traditional project in the Catalan region?

Having said that, Ancelotti is leaving, but it is somewhat miserable that the team led this season so much.

Alonso, I will leave it to you how to clean up this mess.

In Serie A, the championship battle between Naples and Inter Milan has also reached a white-hot stage because of Naples' magical operations. Previously, Inter Milan, who fought on multiple fronts, suffered two consecutive defeats in Serie A at the end of April, and Napoli had already taken the lead, but after the 36th round of Serie A drew with Genoa, their lead was only 1 point.

Inter Milan: Can't you give me a quick way to die...

Naples: You don't understand, the suspense of other league championships has basically ended. My operation has all the traffic in Serie A.

We mean that in these last two rounds of Serie A, if Napoli wins and loses one, Inter Milan will be evenly divided. Inter Milan may even have to play another championship playoff before the Champions League final (Note: According to Serie A rules, if the teams ranked in the top two or 17th and 18th at the end of the season have the same points, the final playoff game will be held in a neutral position to determine the team that will be relegated or champion team).

Tsk, it's getting more and more interesting.

However, AC Milan has been unable to avoid the failure in the league. Finally, Inter Milan reached the Italian Cup final, which made Bologna win the championship again after 51 years.

Fonseca cannot do it, nor can Consesan, who can save AC Milan?

Manchester United: Big brother, why have you been contagious by me as a coaching black hole? In the Bundesliga side, Kane's first career championship has been the biggest topic in recent times. After defeating Borussia Mönchengladbach in the last home game last weekend, Kane finally ushered in a moment of winning the cup.

Uh, or rather, it is the moment of raising the market.

Who understands that the championship drought has been broken, but I still missed the trophy.

The first time I experienced this moment in my career, I was so excited that I sent several social media to celebrate.

is very good. Whether Kane is poisonous or Tottenham is poisonous depends on the next Europa League final.

Back to Bayern's championship celebration, congratulations to Kane on his winning goal, veteran Mueller also ushered in his home farewell game.

said goodbye to the last beer bath before, and Mueller, who has become the eldest brother, taught a lesson to his younger brother Olisse.

Muller: Brother's top running position can not only be used on the court, but also learn from it.

And in the corner where no one cares, Beidawang Hamburg finally forgives the Bundesliga.

The 33rd round of the Bundesliga second, which is also the second-to-last round. Hamburg defeated Ulm 6-1 at home, and continued to lead the Bundesliga second with 59 points, leading Eversburg 4 points ahead of third place. With only one round left in the Bundesliga second, Hamburg has locked in the top two and will return to the Bundesliga next season.

Bernard Teams: It’s dawn!

Tsk tsk tsk, it has been seven years since the Bundesliga's second grade finally brought the hamburger back to the Bundesliga. It's not easy.

I just don’t know how long Peking University will stay in the Bundesliga this time. Isn’t it just a seven-year itch with the Bundesliga? Is it planning to go out and throw it away and come back?

Hiss, then I thought, Hamburg forgives the Bundesliga and Kane for their first championship in their career, two things that are not easy to happen not only happened, but even happened in the same year, which is a bit interesting.

On the other hand, although last season's Bundesliga champion Leverkusen avoided the ending of splitting after winning the championship last season, the pharmaceutical supermarket still delayed its opening for one year.

coach Alonso left, and Flynnon was also attracted by Liverpool, but the most eye-catching thing is where the midfield core Wiltz went.

Bayern? Manchester City? Liverpool? Real Madrid?

really doesn't work, we can decide to draw lots.

Okay, let's end this week, see you next week!